Why hello there. how have you guys been? I have been doing pretty good other than a fight that me and my friend got into. But if I wrote it in here, this post would be a thousand pages long. So I will save it for another day because Lord knows it'll still be an issue tomorrow. It's been really cold the past couple days but its supposed to warm up by the middle of the week. Yay! But, as promised, here is the second half of my conversation about Justin Beiber that I had with Mariama.
Previously...
E: I understand. I suffer from the same symptoms. But I feel terrible, I am not giving my whole heart to Justin. There is another man in my life...
M: Who? No one is as beautiful as Justin!
E: Indeed there is not. But I'm starting to wonder if Justin actually has a soul or if he is just all hair. the other ones name is Landon. I have 48 posters of him.
M: *gasps* well, does this "Landon" have a high pitched voice that sends chills down your spine like Justin? Dos he drink from the fountain of youth like Justin? Hmm? Just why exactly do you like him?
E: No. He does not do either of these things. But he has a kind heart and is the funniest person ever. And he doesn't have commitment issues.
M: He doesn't?
E: Nope. In fact he's never dated anyone. He is totally committed to his pending basketball career. One day he will be a star and I will be there to be his lover.
M: If he's not a star yet, then where'd you get all of the posters?
E: I make them myself. It is a giant collage of newspaper clippings and personal photos I have taken.
M: ...Genius.
E: Why thank you. Other people have told me that this obsession is unhealthy but I refuse to believe them. They just don't know what it is like to love a person.
M: Exactly! Love is going above and beyond what is "healthy". Why send a Happy Birthday card when you could hire a skywriter? Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I've been in love with Justin since September.
E: Wow! I cant believe you've been in that relationship that long. But you are totaly right. Over-the-top gestures are what put you above the other people.
M: I know! <3 And yes. How do you expect him to ever know you love him if you don't show it in the biggest way possible?
E: It's the only way. You have to distinguish yourself from the other people who are just "fans". Ugh those people make me sick with all their faux adoration.
M: Me too! They only buy the CDs or in your case, only go to a couple games.
E: Hey now! Just because transportation was an issue doesn't mean my heart wasn't with him on every bus ride or during every play. I'm not justa fan, I'm devoted.
M: I wasn't talking about you! I was talking about the others. I know your soul was there even if you weren't.
E: Oh okay. That's better. All those little fangirls who say they love him have no idea what it is like being the #1 fan of sucha important person. It is difficult!
M: It is difficult! you have to keep on top of what they're doing so you can always be there plus maintain your own schedule. It's hectic.
E: I know! And you have to maintain a high self esteem so that the throngs of girls attacking your man don't turn you into a jealous psycho.
M: Yeah! Which is hard sometimes because they yell insults at you whenever they see you.
E: I know. I've heard the most degrading things you'd never believe. I've heard that there is a group of girls who keep track of how many "creeper points" I earn a day.
M: They keep track? What freaks! You be strong. they're just jealous of your devotion.
Thus concludes this wonderful conversation between Mariama and myself. I hope you have enjoyed it. I know I did. I have another convo that we had about all of the "children" I am supposed to have with Owen saved on my phone and I may post that on here too later. I'll have to think of a name for this segment. Write Soon!
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