~Well hello there! I really need to keep a consistency with these postings! Anyway, I hope you all had a great ten days since my last post. Mine were pretty okay. These last couple days we've had exams at school. I feel pretty confident that I did good on all of them except maybe my Spanish II one... It was kinda hard and I was like freaking out the whole time because everyone had said it was their hardest test. I do know that I go a 94% on my Bio test while the rest of my class got like 50's. Thursday I had to work at the girl's basketball game concessions and that was a lot of fun. The girls won by like 30 or something and inside the concessions stand was like pure comedic fun the whole night. For some reason I kept breaking out into a southern accent at random points during the night and eventually A.R. was like "Now Liz, if you're gonna talk in a southern accent you gotta do it right." He had the most believable accent and we all just busted up laughing. And then I got to talk all about my L.B. obsession with my new BFF M.H. I always new he was a cool person but I never realized how completely awesome he was until Thursday night. We have so much in common it's crazy. We were also supposed to play at the game but that didn't happen because Mr. Young so casually forgot about it. So like half the band members showed up and there was not Mr. Young. So since Marissa was there I talked to her. We talked about J.H., who also showed up. We talked about how he always has a different girlfriend and they are all really creepy girls. Also that he becomes so desperately in love with them and then when they break up, he's heartbroken for like a week and then has a new girl that he is desperately in love with. Needless to say this man will never have any sort of stable relationship. So I said that maybe he is just a natural born polygamist. The thought of polygamy naturally brings to mind people I know who are of the Mormon faith, who also happen to be people I don't like very much at all. So I put all these things together into a wonderful story that goes as such: J.H. will probably marry A.C. (mormon) and she sill be his "real marriage". Then all the other creeper girls that like to be with him for some odd reason or another will be his "spiritual unions". But because even God can't love J.H., all of his "spiritual unions" will be barren and never be able to pass along the fruit of his loins to further generations. As for A.C., Her uterus will be such a hostile environment that nothing could ever grow inside her. Thus the whole point of polygamy will be useless and he will still spend the rest of his life alone. I find this to be quite hilarious. if you don't there is something wrong with you.
~Yesterday was the Costa Rica spaghetti dinner and there were way more people there than I thought would show up. I had to put meat sauce on everyone's noodles but ended up getting more of it on my shirt than on the plates. So when that was finally over, I went in to watch the game. Luke did fantastic as usual and we won by like 10. After the game was the rave but I didn't stay because I wanted to go home and watch The Soup. Best. Entertainment. Show. Ever. I love Joel McHale. He makes my life. I ended up falling asleep before I could watch more than 10 minutes of 'Knowing', that new Nicholas Cage movie. I did watch it today though and I thought it was super creepy in the beginning. Though I didn't do anything else today except watch TV. I was extremely disappointed in the Critic's Choice Award's. They were boring to watch and Sarah Silverman gave one of the most awkward presentations possible. All she did was scream about how much she loved penis to Adam Lambert. Very strange. Thankfully, real award's show season starts tomorrow with the Golden Globe's. I'm hoping that Glee will win all the categories it was nominated in and that there are some important people wearing terrible outfits that I can talk about on Monday with Luisa.
~Secret Life hasn't been much to talk about but American Idol has. Sort of. Auditions started last week and they have turned out to be funny as ever. Though we won't have Paula this year, we will have Ellen. But as soon as this season is done so is Simon. I'm not quite sure what American Idol will be like without him. I'm not sure I want to know. Well my brother wants to go to sleep so I suppose I have to get off here now. Write Soon!
Did you ever watch Pants on Da Ground?
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